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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.

Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

I have found that if you love life, life will love you always.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

Life always offers you a second chance. it’s called tomorrow.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.

That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..

I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.

That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

That Awesome Moment When You carry someone’s baby & they refuse to go back to their parent’s hands just because they like you.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I?m not perfect and I don’t have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂

Don’t see others doing better than you, Beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF

That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you 😀

I am responsible for my own happiness

That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you

That Amazing Moment.. When You Drop Your Phone.. But, The Head phones Save Its Life.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders 😀 😉

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.

Sometimes, people don’t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it.

That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂

Down to earth but still above you all.

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂

If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.

Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

Honesty is the best gift you can give.